While I Was Out:
- Keanu Reeves Is Now A Meme: Sad Keanu; Cheer up, Keanu; Oh Keanu; Hungry Keanu; Really Hungry Keanu; Keanu Reeves is awesome; June 15th is Keanu Reeves Day; Also: July 1st.
- Olivia Munn tries out as The Daily Show’s new Senior Asian Correspondent.
- Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman make out session caught on Staples Center Kiss Cam.
- Drunk lady does Dukes of Hazzard proud at DFW.
- Guys, he’s a hockey announcer, guys.
- Baby Gaga is adorably exploitative.
- Adidas shows up Nike with a star-studded Star Wars-themed World Cup spot.
- I Am Sitting in a Video Room, uploading, ripping, and reuploading a video to YouTube 1000 times in a row.
- Single Serving Site: SEO LOL.
- RIP: Famed UCLA coach John Wooden, at 99. Famed Tim & Eric sideshow Richard Dunn, at 75.
[photo: reddit.]
Late Links:
- The Pulitzer’s In The Mail: The WSJ investigates the latent incestuousness prevalent among ice-dancing siblings.
- Man breaks into prison on a regular basis to visit his girlfriend.
- Study: Fat birds have more fun.
- Lingerie Friday: Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes,
- Cleavage Friday: Kim Kardashian,
- Pretty In Print: Olivia Wilde in Elle; Bar Refaeli in VS; Annalynne McCord in Shape; Danneel Harris in UFC Magazine.
- Lexi Belle in clown makeup for some reason.
- TDW Select: Janessa Brazil.
- Get To Know A Hottie: Ashley Nicole Arthur.
- International Beauty of the Day: Debreczeni Zita.
- Celebuzz: Justin Bieber Dances Around A Bowling Alley With Ludacris — It Just Makes Sense.
- Frisky: Frisky Rant: Figure Skater Johnny Weir Was Robbed!
- Late List: 201 naked real girls.
- Above: Big-packaged billboard promoting HBO’s Hung shows up in Auckland.
