You Know You’re in IB When…
- You can achieve a Runner’s High by sitting up.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before.
- The Sun is too loud.
- Trees begin threatening you.
- You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
- While writing a TOK paper, you begin to actually understand the material.
- You explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip of espresso.
- You wonder if brewing is an essential step in the consumption of coffee.
- Things become “Very Clear”.
- You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.
- You believe that if you think hard enough, you can levitate.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before.
- You heart beats in 7/8 time.
- David Lynch comes and says: “Hey, can I film you?”
- You and Reality file for divorce.
- It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
- You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can’t quite find the words for them before the white glow fades, leaving you more confused than before.
- Antacid tablets and No-Doze become your sole source of nutrition.
- You discover the aesthetic beauty of school supplies.
- You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row about it, lose, and refuse to talk to yourself for the rest of the day.
- You yell: “STOP TOUCHING ME!!!” even though you’re the only person in the room.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before.
