Morning Links:

• YouTube introduces autocaptioning. Blog-to-Book in 3…2…

• A bunch of folks were asked to put their favorite tweets to film. Twitter: The Criterion Collection. (via.)

• Single Serving Tumblr of the Day: Godzilla Haiku.

• Morning Distraction: Dragondot. (via.)

• Morning Wood: According to her shirt, Corin Riggs is hot. And I’m not about to argue with no shirt.

• Morning List: 10 Awesome Game Show Answer Fails.

Morning Links:

• It’s Caturday!

• Conan follows a random woman on Twitter; changes her life forever.

• The Twitter accounts of video game characters.

• Behind The Meme: Edward Anatolevich Hill, The Trololololololol Guy.

• Do you need a Big-Ass Message? DONE.

• Single Serving Tumblr of the Day: Boys + Cats.

• Single Serving Site of the Day: JC is JC.

• Morning Distraction: Sushi Cat.

• Morning Wood: Elizabeth Maxucci happens to look really good. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

• Morning Links: Top 10 Actors Who Haven’t Won An Oscar.

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damn.

This x That:

• Turns out Creationists are right and man and dinosaurs lived together. Just kidding; dinos are even older than previously thought.

• 137 years of Popular Science available for free online. (via.)

• You are cordially invited to join The Ebert Club.

• RIP: Bob “The Bullet” Biniak, original Z-Boy, dead at 51.

• Scenes from the Bible, as seen from outer space. (via.)

• Rethinking the business card in the era of Facebook.

• Future!: Play pinball with your mind.

• Brian Garret’s 3D printed headphones.

• New from Rocko’s Modern Life and Camp Lazo creator Joe Murray: Frog in a Suit.

• Tea x Time List: 10 Wonders of the World You Don’t Know.

• Bonus List: 24 Secret Restaurant Menus Revealed.

• Above: Gaga teases with new still from “Telephone” video.

thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: The eight biggest burger chains in the US, mapped out by regional influence.

Explained:

Imagine, if you will, the burger force – a field of energy that radiates from every freshly-cooked patty, earth-penetrating and inverse-squared with distance, compelling the hungry carnivore to seek out and devour the well-done ground beef at the source.

Now, wrap that concept in a Star Wars motif – set in the present day, with the second-tier burger chains as the rebels – each, by themselves, without mutual aid, battling the 12,000-plus restaurant McEmpire.  The situation is most dire, for the upstarts control but a few significant islands of territory amid the overwhelming and darkly-rendered influence of the McForce.

Embiggen.

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LYING AROUND: About 5,200 people lay naked on the steps of the Sydney Opera House Monday to have their picture taken by American artist Spencer Tunick. (Rick Rycroft/Associated Press) | WSJ

thedailywhat:

Late Links:

• Artist Spencer Tunick convinces 5000 people to strip naked in front of the Sydney Opera House.

• Brazilian beer ad featuring Paris Hilton pulled for being “offensive to blondes.” Just like everything else Paris does.

• Bikini Tuesday: Trista Sutter.

• Cleavage Tuesday: Eliza Dushku, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Eva Longoria, Lady Gaga, and Ciara.

• Pretty In Print: Vanessa Paradis in Elle; Marisa Miller in Vegas.

• Get To Know A Hottie: Ava Dawn.

• International Beauty of the Day: Lydia Lassila.

• “Pencil-dicked guys get more anal and deep throat, so there is some benefit”: Nina Hartley’s Chicken Soup for the Perverted Soul.

• American Apparel’s Best Bottom study concludes. Fat bottomed girls reported to make the rockin’ world go round.

• Infographic: The Female Orgasm: By The Numbers. (via.)

• Protip: You may want to avoid snorting drugs off random parked cars, as identifying unmarked police vehicles can be a bitch.

• Celebuzz: Lady GaGa Reveals Sex-Scandal Shocker: She’s Celibate!

• Heeb: No-Talent Jew Baby More Famous Than Tushy Boy? Really?

• Late List: The 5 Most Horrifying Attempts to Teach Sex Ed to Children.